She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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