3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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