Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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