What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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