Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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