I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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