kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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