brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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