girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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