Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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