She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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