Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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