Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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