Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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