I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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