sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i barfeds in our rink
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
