Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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