Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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