I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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