The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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