R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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