i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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