You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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