You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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