So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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