chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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