I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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