Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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