I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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