There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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