Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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