Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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