we made out on top of his cat.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I intend to get homeless drunk
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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