I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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