please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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