Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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