So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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