just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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