she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i love accidental penises.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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