so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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