omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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