You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I will pee on everything he values.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.