i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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