If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.