Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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