I'm gonna have a badass scar
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick