Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.