just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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