we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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