She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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