This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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