Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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