can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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