Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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