I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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