people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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